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Brush Your Teeth

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to one

And you feel like having a bit of fun

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to two

And you feel like having something to do

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to three

And you feel like having a bit of a spree

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to four

And you feel like doing a little bit more

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to five

And you feel like doing a bit of a jive

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to six

Forget your toothbrush; use a dental pick

You pick your teeth (br br br br br br br br)

You pick your teeth (br br br br br br br br)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to seven

You ran out of toothpaste - oh, my heaven!

You can’t brush your teeth

You can’t brush your teeth

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to eight

You run down to Wal-Mart and buy some Colgate

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to nine

And you know you’re feeling like everything’s fine

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to ten

You wait a few hours and start over again

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)

You brush your teeth (ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch)