Gee Mom
They say the lake here is mighty, mighty fine
You look into the water and all you see is slime
CHORUS:
Oh, I don’t wanna go to Camp Pepin
Gee mom, I wanna go
But they won’t let me go
Gee mom, I wanna go home.
They say the toast here is mighty, mighty fine
A piece rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
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They say the toilets here is mighty, mighty fine
You push down on the handle and jump back just in time
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They say the nurse here is mighty, mighty fine
She sticks you with a needle that’s full of iodine
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They say the boys here are mighty, mighty fine
They’re either under seven or over ninety-nine
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They say the girls here are mighty, mighty fine
They’re always, always talking and never on time
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They say the counselors here are mighty, mighty fine
They smell like body odor and walk like Frankenstein
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They say the campers here are mighty, mighty fine
They look like little angels but are the other kind
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This really is story that really isn’t true
We really love Camp Pepin! We really, really do!
LAST CHORUS:
Oh, I just wanna STAY at Camp Pepin
Gee mom, I wanna STAY
But they won’t let me STAY
Gee mom, I wanna STAY here.