Tarzan
Tarzan, swigging on a rubber band.
Tarzan slipped into a frying pan.
Ouch, that’s hot!
Now Tarzan has a tan.
And I hope it doesn’t peel,
Like a banana. Like a banana. Like a banana.
Jane, cruising in her air-o-plane.
Jane, smashed into a freeway lane.
Ouch, that hurt!
Now Jane has a pain. Now Janey has a painey!
And Tarzan has a tan.
And I hope it doesn’t peel
Like a banana. Like a banana. Like a banana.
Cheetah, rocking to the beat-a.
Cheetah, got swallowed by an amoeba.
Eww, that’s gross!
Now Cheetah is Velveeta.
And Jane has a pain. And Janey has a painey!
And Tarzan has a tan.
And I hope it doesn’t peel,
Like a banana. Like a banana. Like a banana.