Yo Mama Don’t Wear No Socks
Yo’ mama don’t’ wear no socks
(a ding dong)
I was there when she took ‘em off!
(a ding dong)
She threw them in the store
(a ding dong)
Those shoppers hit the floor!
CHORUS:
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong
Other verses:
She threw them in ______’s face, that’s why it’s such a disgrace. (Chorus)
She threw them at the wall, now Spiderman refuses to crawl. (Chorus)
She threw them at the Rave, now the Rave just won’t behave. (Chorus)
She threw them in ______’s car, that’s why it don’t go far. (Chorus)
She threw them at the ceiling, now the paint is peeling. (Chorus)
She threw them at the tree, now the dogs refuse to pee. (Chorus)
She threw them at the sun, that’s why this song is done! (Chorus)
***Also sang as “Yo mama ain’t got no socks”